Ask me “what do you do?”, ask me “how do you do?” (whatever it is that you do do), just pray don't ask the most important question: “why do you do?”. I think I used to have a clue, but it went and fucked off into the wide and blue. I've since tried to tape and glue and cord and tether, but I still can't keep my shit together.

Welcome, dear reader, to my little corner of the void for shouting in. I've threatened to set up shop on the internet several times throughout my life, but never followed through until now. Why not? Why now? Why here? Why should a weary wanderer of the webby wastes pay any heed? Stay tuned.